1) Dear Payless. 
I worked approximately 55 hours for you over the last part of December.  You were supposed to pay me for those hours each Friday.  You did not, because I was not in the corporate system—you took me out after I didn’t work for a month, which is understandable, but you left me in the store system and did not notify my manager about this, which is not understandable.  I called corporate, with my manager, on Wednesday, January 4.  There have been two Fridays since then (including the current one).  You have still not payed me.  Give me the fucking $350~ that you owe me or I will take you to small claims court.
Sincerely, I Don’t Want To Deal With That Bullshit.

2) Dear Newt Gingrich.
You are a douchecanoe for a variety of reasons, but the latest is implying Mitt Romney is an unfit candidate because he speaks French.  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS IT THAT SPEAKING FRENCH = SHITTY PRESIDENT.  That doesn’t make sense in any language.
Sincerely, Please GTFO And Stop Wasting Everyone’s Time.

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