tomyhusband:

If I turn into a lobotomized Jesus freak who gives up my career for our marriage and then starts blogging about this kind of insufferable bullshit, you have my permission to smother me with a pillow like McMurphy at the end of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”

Normally I love tomyhusband, but this one makes me sideeye pretty hard.  I’m not a lobotomized Jesus freak, but I do love sewing, thrifting, and cupcakery.  Also knitting, quality literature, and tea—I’m just seven cats away from becoming the epitome of a stereotype.  Except, you know, I’m an 18 year old theatre major, not a 79 year old widow.  

We can’t all be LA party girls.

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